Your Face is Annoying

This is a real question. Can someone's face be a pet peeve? I'm like 90% sure it can be. When I see certain faces I instantly get mad and then I am in a bad mood. I don't even have to physically see the person. Their awesome new profile picture can just pop up on Facebook and I hate life. Now, I know there is usually a deeper disdain beyond just their face, but I like to think that I'm such a big bitch that I hate them solely based on their face.

Speaking of pet peeves let me list some for you:

You're vs. Your: When I see people posting this grammatical travesty on every social media site I get angry. Not just your run of the mill "Oh, that's annoying" angry, more like "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! YOU ARE AN ADULT AND YOU ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD. IT'S NOT A HARD CONCEPT YOU'RE = YOU ARE AND YOUR = POSSESSIVE." Then I usually unfriend the person because harboring that much anger is not healthy.

Slow People at Costco: This is something that makes me so incredibly annoyed. I live in an area full of old people and they are all at Costco all the time. It doesn't matter if it's 9:00 on a Tuesday morning or 8:00pm on Friday night. They are there... walking slowly... in the middle of everything. I want to run them over or just push them out of the way, but I don't. Mostly because I don't want them to take away my Costco card. I enjoy the really large container of pickles for $5.00.  F-off old people, let's create a schedule of when you can and can't go to Costco. I'll even call you and let you know that I am on my way, but consider this a warning that I might break your hip if you get in my way.

Nose Rings: Just kidding, this doesn't annoy me because I have one. What does annoy me is when people are like "OMG, you have a nose ring AND you're a teacher?" Yeah, I also have tattoos and have almost finished my Master's Degree, weird right?  Having a nose ring, red hair and tattoos doesn't change who I am as an educator, it just makes your husband think that I am hotter than you with your boring brown hair, crappy eyebrows and Amish looking wardrobe. Instead of worrying about my nose ring maybe you should just look better.

Well, that's enough ranting for today. I hope you had a decent weekend and are ready to deal with society again tomorrow. Stupid people are everywhere so you better drink lots of coffee and take a couple Xanax before you get to work tomorrow.

Hugs & Shit,
Victoria