Hell No...

Who wants to read another blog written by some 30 year old single broad that is probably going to bitch about a lot of stuff? Apparently you do, so welcome! Consider this a warning though, I really have no idea what I'm doing and if you don't tell me nice things about my blog I will probably tell you to fuck off. People keep telling me I should write a book because I am funny or some shit so I figured this would require way less work. God bless you for accompanying me on this suicide mission. 

Where do we start? I read a blog about how to start a blog and they said I needed to come up with a niche to find readers. I don't know if "shit show" is considered a niche or genre but that's what I envision this blog to be. A shit show of the offensive things that I want to post on Facebook but don't because that's part of being a grown up or something. I will probably talk about how I think babies are ugly and how I don't give a shit that you and your husband are cooking dinner, then eating dinner, and now you're posting pictures of how happy you guys are together. I will also talk about my dogs and how horrible they are, but by horrible I really mean they are way better than your children. I'm sure there will be no rhyme or reason to this blog, but I do promise that it will be my true feelings on a lot of things you might not care about and it will include bad words. 

hugs & shit 

Victoria